“Drive Safe, Your Cat Is FuckingObsessed With You” Keychain
A vintage motel-style key tag with feline feelings, loud and clear.
This soft retro burnt-red keychain is a nod to classic roadside motels and dramatic cats alike. Imprinted in soft white on both sides with a loving (and slightly profane) reminder:
drive safe your cat is fucking obsessed with you
— because they are.
• 2” x 3.8”
• Durable vintage-style plastic with metal split keyring
• Message printed front and back
• Designed by Ciao Gatto Cat Market — where cats come first, always
Pair it with keys, tote zippers, or a cat-lover’s sense of humor.