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  • cat dad weatherproof vinyl decal 1.2
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • more cats less cat calling small decal Decal measures 2” x 2” vinyl die cut decal is durable against scratches water & sunlight. price includes and reflects shipping costs
    $6.00
    $6.00
  • More Cats, Less Cat Calling Keychain Equal parts protest and purr. A retro motel-style tag with zero tolerance for street sleaze. Molded in buttercream plastic with a punch of deep green text and a bold daisy, it says what you’re thinking: MORE CATS, LESS CAT CALLING. Clip it to your keys like brass knuckles for the modern feminist. Fierce, unapologetic, loud, feral and decidedly not here for your unsolicited commentary. • 3.8” x 2” vintage motel shape • Chunky molded plastic with raised lettering • D
    $14.00
    $14.00
  • “Drive Safe, Your Cat Is FuckingObsessed With You” Keychain A vintage motel-style key tag with feline feelings, loud and clear. This soft retro burnt-red keychain is a nod to classic roadside motels and dramatic cats alike. Imprinted in soft white on both sides with a loving (and slightly profane) reminder: drive safe your cat is fucking obsessed with you — because they are. • 2” x 3.8” • Durable vintage-style plastic with metal split keyring • Message printed front and back • Designed by Ciao Gatto Cat
    $14.00
    $14.00
  • more cats less cat calling organic cotton tote bag
    $20.00
    $20.00
  • Catdad key chain A nod to the quietly proud, whisker-kissed men of the world. This vintage-style motel key tag is cast in soft gray with a bold black imprint on both sides, featuring original artwork by Michael Thompson—a minimalist silhouette of a bearded guardian of feline kind. Measuring 2” x 3.8”, it’s the perfect size to slip into a pocket, hang from a hook, or dangle from a dashboard with quiet confidence. Crafted in collaboration with a trusted partner, this piece is thoughtfully designed by Ciao
    $14.00
    $14.00
  • Purrride Keychain For cats—and humans—who don’t do subtle. This retro motel-style key tag doesn’t whisper. It meows loud. Purrride is printed on both sides in riotous rainbow ink, a throwback look with a don’t-mess-with-me vibe. Designed by Ciao Gatto Cat Market and printed by a partner who gets it. • 2” x 3.8” • Sturdy white plastic with ridged edge grip • Double-sided print, because one side isn’t enough
    $10.00
    $10.00
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